Sorry I didn't post this last night; I was out being productive! No worries, I'll post about that later. Okay people, guess who is done with lemonade!!! I am! I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done (please sing to the beat of High Ho from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs). Now that I have successfully made it through that, I can say that I will NEVER do it again. Boy did that suck! So today is my orange juice day. I need to go get juicing because I'm already ready to "eat" something.
I noticed the other day that the white of my nails is brighter and my nails are stronger. Interesting...I wonder what caused that to happen.
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Your body thinks it's starving to death. Therefore you're nails are whiter so that if you're starving because you're in a desert somewhere you'll be quickly noticed. You're nails are harder in case your buried alive and need to claw your way out. Really the only two sensible reasons for a person to be starving in America. Just sayin'
ReplyDeleteYou could just eat more popcorn to get the same nail growth.
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