Day 1

Well, my day began just as any day would. It wasn't until I'd laid in bed for a while that I realized my parents weren't going to work. "Ah, President's Day is today", I thought as I laid there preparing to get up and begin my detox. Now, normally it is fine when they are home. But today, today is day one of not eating for two weeks! So, when they had their matching bowls of chili for lunch, I quietly went into my room and drank my lemonade concoction. And now that they are in the living room eating crab legs and shrimp, I am in the office, drinking water and writing you. I am not bitter. I am not bitter. I am not bitter.