Red Velvet Cake for Dinner

I took a break from writing this afternoon and went to my buddy's BBQ. I don't know why it never occurred to me to take a burger to go. Here it is, six hours later, and I'm hungry, but by no means do I feel like cooking anything. I already see where this going...

Last night I texted my friend, Mira. She's out of town for work right now and has been working crazy hours. Our conversation was this:

Me: I just ate cake for dinner...
Mira: I'm eating blow pops haha
Me: We're the poster children for nutrition!
Mira: Haha. You're right.
Mira: Sleep deprived and eating candy for dinner. It's like we're 6.
Me: True!
Me: 6 and unsupervised!
Mira: At grandmas

You might be asking yourself how this conversation happened last night if I'm going to eat cake tonight...Yeah, you just figured it out. I'm about to have a repeat of last night's dinner.

Sunday was the Dexter premier for the new season, and my roommate, Cody, loves baking...and themes. So she baked a Dexter cake. It's just the two of us, and the cake is gigantic. Well, every time I walk into the kitchen and try to figure out what I'm going to make, the Dexter cake is just sitting there, looking at me like, "Are you seriously trying to tell me that you're going to spend time making something when you could just eat me? I'm already here. I'm already made. You love red velvet, and you bought milk yesterday." Then I sigh heavily, because the cake is right. I'm not going to spend time making something. I'm going to eat it. So for the 2nd night in a row, I, Edrei Hutson, am going to eat cake for dinner. Sigh. And then I will continue working on Collectible Items! I wonder if I can see the fireworks from my living room...

#WWJFD