I was eating lunch with my aunt the other day and she tossed a fry to a bird. Several birds swarmed around the fry, and my aunt tossed out a few more fries. I turned to her and said, "Auntie. You know good and well that you shouldn't feed those birds fries. We're not even supposed to be eating fried food!" I then proceeded to tell her about the obese squirrels that my friends and I had encountered while camping at the Grand Canyon.
There were signs every where that asked us politely to refrain from feeding the animals. We found a nice spot on our hiking trail to set up our picnic. No sooner than we sat down did two morbidly obese squirrels come scurrying/waddling up to us. Needless to say, we promptly ignored the pleas from the sign and started to feed the squirrels Cheetos. In hind sight, that may not have been the nicest thing to do.
In keeping with the theme of animals who should not be eating fattening foods, I have decided to attach this email I got yesterday. Please enjoy!
A seagull in Point pleasant Beach, NJ has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood convenience store. The seagull waits until the manager isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds. The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Point Pleasant Beach, NJ, and helped himself to a bag of Doritos. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips. The manager thinks it's great because people are coming to watch the feathered thief make the daily grab and run, and that's good for business, and especially since customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of Doritos because they think it's so funny. However, the manager did say, 'This is New Jersey , and if that seagull starts to grab a 6-pack of 'Bud' to go along with the Doritos, I may have to put a stop to it.'
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