While everyone else is blogging about Serena, Kanye or Patrick Swayze, I opted to blog about Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian. Apparently Los Angeles wasn’t enough for the Kardashian girls, they had to take Miami, hence the title of their new show, “Kourtney and Khloe take Miami”.
Last night I channel surfed through “300”, “Top Gun”, “House Hunters International” and “Blue Collar Comedy Tour”, and somehow managed to land on Kourtney and Khloe. Not only did I land on it, but I was stuck on it for 3 hours. I was so disgusted with myself, but I couldn't turn away. I even came back after commercial breaks! Watching this show was worse than watching a train wreck. I don’t know what it was about it; it was by far the worst television I’ve seen in years. Wait, I just lied to you. “Real Housewives” of anywhere is the worst television, but this takes a close second. We all know that reality tv is staged, but this was just obvious and in your face about it.
Everything I have to say is not all bad. I did learn a new word. Are you ready for this? Slore. That’s right; the word of the day is slore. Based on the sentence contents, I’m gonna guess that a slore is a cross between a slut and a whore thus equaling a slore. Amusing isn’t it?! And you thought that you couldn’t learn things on trashy tv. LOL.
I did start to feel a little bad for Khloe when she had her heart to heart with the camera. She was requested to judge a Khloe look-a-like contest, but that catch is that the contestants are all transgendered. She didn’t want to judge because she has been so made fun of in the media for looking like a tranny. She eventually got over it. I do kind of feel bad for her. It can’t be easy being the big one in a family of petite girls, but then I think about how much money she has and how obnoxious she is and I move on.
Serena – Slap on the wrist. That was bad behavior and you know it.
Kanye – Really? Stop already!
Patrick Swayze – May you rest in peace.
Last night I channel surfed through “300”, “Top Gun”, “House Hunters International” and “Blue Collar Comedy Tour”, and somehow managed to land on Kourtney and Khloe. Not only did I land on it, but I was stuck on it for 3 hours. I was so disgusted with myself, but I couldn't turn away. I even came back after commercial breaks! Watching this show was worse than watching a train wreck. I don’t know what it was about it; it was by far the worst television I’ve seen in years. Wait, I just lied to you. “Real Housewives” of anywhere is the worst television, but this takes a close second. We all know that reality tv is staged, but this was just obvious and in your face about it.
Everything I have to say is not all bad. I did learn a new word. Are you ready for this? Slore. That’s right; the word of the day is slore. Based on the sentence contents, I’m gonna guess that a slore is a cross between a slut and a whore thus equaling a slore. Amusing isn’t it?! And you thought that you couldn’t learn things on trashy tv. LOL.
I did start to feel a little bad for Khloe when she had her heart to heart with the camera. She was requested to judge a Khloe look-a-like contest, but that catch is that the contestants are all transgendered. She didn’t want to judge because she has been so made fun of in the media for looking like a tranny. She eventually got over it. I do kind of feel bad for her. It can’t be easy being the big one in a family of petite girls, but then I think about how much money she has and how obnoxious she is and I move on.
Serena – Slap on the wrist. That was bad behavior and you know it.
Kanye – Really? Stop already!
Patrick Swayze – May you rest in peace.
oh, come on... Serena was f ing awesome. i <3 her.... she was caught in the moment... SOOOOO many other tennis players have done WAY worse in the past. It was a crazy call and she knew it. hehehe
ReplyDeleteOkay, "slore"?? Honestly, the whole POINT of combining words is to use two words that don't already HAVE THE SAME MEANING.
ReplyDelete(CAPS ATTACK! Sorry, I would have italicized, but I can't.)
Anyway, I guess that's all I have to say--I'm gonna go make myself some "dupper."
How, exactly, do you surf past 300? Seriously, we've been over this.
ReplyDeleteHow was your interview?
I miss you a lot today. I opened a fotune cookie this morning and it said "When winter comes heaven will rain success on you." We need to discuss this.